der englische 16 bars thread

AS FAR AS I CAN SEE U A BITCH TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
 
Original geschrieben von numerouno
Find deine parts nicht besonders, shine.
Da war der Diss gegen Dich viel besser!

Das ist kein Diss an deinem Englisch,
du hast einfach keine Skills!

wie wärs mal mit nem 16 (!) bars part, der meine toppt ?
 
look - this shit is real, toller Typ, i ain't got much dough
like sean price behind monkey bars, life is like a show
dress up in style, have some cash and you can play
the game called hiphop, artists are flossin' gay
with their capshields straight like heteros, bling around their neck
you wanna battle & provoke me ? i'll pull a string around your neck
grinnin' like a wreck, you lost your home, your wife, your kids
hannibal lecter in your house, be careful not to loose your dick
you goose look like a slick pimptalkin' man thats rugged
suckin' cocks of cartoon characters like beavis & butthead
your penis is salad, when i grind it with a meatgrinder
forget about signin with the roc, you lesbian cheap rhymer
i be grimer, grimer than the grimiest grime cats from UK
bein' so proud of my hetero status, and u ? well, u gay ;)
whuteva you say, is nuthin' but lies n' bullshit
your math teacher peeks at your wiener ? tell her 2 pull it
 
If you haven't noticed yet, I'aint been in here for a while/
I saw this english thread and you know I just had to smile/
Cause I'm the only Irish guy in this german rap board/
So I had to come in here, show you a firm ass rap lord/
I ain't been rhymin' for a while though, outta practice/
stopped this rappin' over some shit about a fat bitch/
That was f*cked up but I think I'mma start again right now/
I've got rhymes that hit you like a punch over yo' right brow/
So you betta read this shit all the way though guys/
my rhymes like crips they cut you like blue knives/
back to the story I'm back on this mzee shit gettin' a rep/
Even if it's only I-net peeps still shouldn't be preppin' a step/
So tell me what's been going on in this board, who's hot?
I'm back fo' good in here a month and I'll tell you who's not!/
And this all a true story no lyin' from me it's all for real/
I'm an Irish Cat in germany takin' over that's the deal/

Was denkt ihr so? Und ja ich bin schon Ire hab ich ned einfach so gelabert.
 
You might be irish, but I'm a genious
My face handsome, a smile like venus
You can play, but please only on the X Box
Cause your writing skills can be compared to Kid Rocks
Looks or a tasteless man who cooks, damn
Fake MCs around and Im being a devil to them
My word is gold, my word is flow, you're dirty
Lets stop with these jokes, listen now, pissing out
What is waiting in my soul to be spit out
I am gonna end this, 6 more bars its a rampage
When its done, its done and your done now
Don't hide, stand it like a man and come out
All I can see here is a red-haired copy of shrek
Top me rat, now schock me brat
These were the first 16 bars I ever wrote
And thats what came out, you'll beat me never bro

*Edit*

400ter Beitrag!
 
you say that you're frustrated, nobody buys your lp ?
stop singin' like siegfried n' roy, stop spittin' like mel c.
i'm comin' from hell, see ? the gutter is my penthouse
u live in a farmer's barn, its funny to see u bang cows
in detroit, used to slaughter mc's on both sides of the 8th mile
your tranny producer rapes fruity loops to cheaply bite dre's style
don't spit that gaystyle, son, try to put fire in your raps
sittin' under the bridge, u have desire for cheap crack
i got fire in my lap, my dick is hot like dubplates
hoes ? i got harems in every club in enough states
quit touchin' the mic, your hands are crippled with lepra
no need to visit the pascha in cologne, your mum's cheaper
i'm stealin' your mum's reefer, your dad's beercase, your bro's cd's
the flat you live in smells fishy, the 1 reason is : your hoe's greasy
life is so easy, positivity is my second name
i ****ed women with 14 and your sister was my second dame
 
hab die ersten paar durch gelesen und die sind nich toll.. und äh soll man hier jetztr alle 30 parts durchlesen..
 
I'mma <<< das hab ich auch noch nie gesehen ?! muss was irisches sein ;)
 
john f. kennedy, shot by some white dude
me ? i'm still breathin', well, i got the right to
walkin' in my nice shoes, the left side spells nike
flowin' on my own, you hoe bitin' flows from ice t
my hoe blows nicely, she got a mouth like vacuum cleaners
i'm known to lick women nicely, they call me the vagina cleaner
i'm settin' the dinner, your girl visits me to get boned
she likes exotic guys, i'm the toller Typ with the black bone
mc's tryin' to impress me with flows, style n skills
i in turn impress them with my hoes, wine and kills
i'm so high & chilled, nobody could impress me
in detroit in the fight club, they labelled me the best, see ?
sluggin' down hennessy, no, i'm not from tennessee
tightness is my future and sick flows are my legacy
people want to menace me, me ? i'm drivin' a lexus, g
rapin' your mum, killin' your dad, swallowin' your ecstasy
 
Original geschrieben von shineone
wer schreibt hier noch auf englisch ?

paris hilton got my number, she calls me every day
after bangin' her deep inside her ass, i send her away
tyra banks is waitin' home, she's cookin', wine and dinner
after sex with me the public knew aguilera's thinner
in bed, i'm a winner, cheated brad with angelina
madonna calls me her "sweetheart", kelis her "bottom feeder"
i'm the bottom leader, bitch, call me captain ass ****er
before mr. kevin federline, i was britney's best ****er
nicky hilton was the first celebrity bitch who drank my cum
even faith evans screamed out loud "shine, spank my bum !"
i thank my mum every day for giving birth to me
verona saw my cock and whispered "give it first to me"
last week i had pam, and katie price although she's pregnant
when my hand came out of kidman's slip, i saw it's a wet hand
the length of my dick was admired by salma hayek
every celebrity bitch knows mr. shine is the flyest

<.....ich weiss nicht ob du Paul Barman kennst aber der hat nen text der GENAUSO aufgebaut ist ..........>
 
ich kenn mc paul barman, aber nicht den angeblich seinen text. aber zeig ma text. und vor allem daß der GENAUSO ist wie meiner.
 
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