Mr Legend?
Please can I consider you as my BEST Friend?/
oh no.... wait... I meant, as my patient, coz it’s blatant/
that you need some serious help
disgusted, hopeless, disgraced thats how I felt/
bout yo lyrics, they worse than the comedians in SEINFELD!/
I’ll call Doc’, he be watchin u for a couple days/
“Hello Doc’?, ...I got another “Hannibal Lecter” Case/
this guy DayDay’s goin thru a “Wannabe Actor” Phase.”/
Dawg, you belong to one of those special places/
an Institute for GAYS ’n RETARDS in all different races/
dont worry, you’ll get your sausage, green eggs ‘n ham/
coz aren’t you that guy from the movie “Sam I am”?/
Oh yea, and before I forget/
Genital games, played only in Bed/
you eat him, he eats you,/
just make sure yo Boyfriend dont see you/
and since you da best man,i'll make sure/
the brides maid gon' be a fine 'n pure/
Terrorist wit a big booty that be shinin like BOOM!!/
so you can drop bombs in all of y'all ASS'S-IN yo room!/
this is A double L, to the D-A-Y,/
man, this is sooo sad, is gon’ make me cry!!!
PAYCE!!!