Aus den Anfängen Forget-Snoop-Threads gabs jetz nen kleine Disput, wer denn nun det Battleche gewonnen hat. Deshalb lass ich am besten ma abstimmen. Aber "Rookie" darf er mich danach trotzdem nich nennen...
Los gehts:
(Jax Rhyme 1):
Yo rhyme ain't hot son,
it's cold like a fridge
rookie bitch,
go home learn more
if this was porn
you'd be soft and I hardcore
so what yo searchin for?
But don't give up hope
I am known all over the globe
to make killers even outta a pope.
So call me Iam gonna make a copy
of Jay-z outta ya,
though I dont think yo can pay me.
So Yo goin be a rookie fo life,
just like Doofy in Scary Movie
never ****in a wife!
****, yo aint even got no dick,
you use a knife
to make a chick come quick!!
Go ahead and tell yo son...
ahh sorry...I forgot yo cant have none,
yo sperms commited suicide
cause the best thing they could do is die
so next time when yo see me fall on yo knees
if not---rest in peace!
(Animal Rhyme 1)
Oh boy, you thought you can scare me wit these?
Go take your bitch home and gimme the keys
I'm gonna screw her til she loses brain
after that she doesn't even know ya name
Wit a knife I won't wound her,
I prefer to produce a Animal Junior
Dickin' ain't no mother****in problem to me,
my phellatio's got the size of New Jer-sey,
so think ratio-nal, befo' ya get yaself in such a misery
Cuz you about to get popped by my AR-15
and dat was it fo yours, yaknowwhattamean?
And if ya still standin', you one of the best,
but let my mama finally give you the rest
in peace it won't be, cuz me
and my bitch get off on ya grave
your rottin' body is yellin: "God damn, Behaaave!"
(Jax Rhyme 2)
Yo listen, yo betta stop trippin'
cant stand on your own two, yo keep slippin'
I'm the rap version of Scottie Pippen,
cause to kill ya I just need the half of my power,
while ya out practicin' I'm stayin' home takin' a shower,
so yo surely one of those people that dont deserve to live
dont deserve the gift given by god, thinkin yo hot-
just cause u use the language from the country of stars and stripes?
Nah- i dont think it would be that nice
to hear and see yo spittin yo shit in the mic-
yo actin' like nelly-
thinkin yo got the rapgame tight-
just cause yo saw belly in scary night
Dont **** wit me-ima bomb you down
like sean combs did wit bobby brown-
ima take one step further
and show yo the real meaning of murder-
ima do the same thing al-kaida did to the twin-towers
aua...that hurt
yo lookin like fred durst
when he first heard-
that britney spears was throwin dirt at his shirt-
brought tears in his eyes-
like yo when yo first saw "mesmerize"´...
(Animal Rhyme 2)
Did you say that really? You makin' me laugh,
cuz the wordz you tell in an hour, I speak in one breath
my rhymestyle, well, let me explain, are you ready?
so fast, I'm takin' you over like Mario Andretti,
you don't know that man, on 4 wheelz he was genius,
that's not exactly what I am, but I'm the meanest.
I had to diss myself a little bit, cuz you don't bring it,
searchin' tha key to my flow, ask Mr. Minit,
I make dem people bounce and holla,
how do you do that: spendin' some dollars?
Oh, I forgot you da rap version of Scottie Pippen,
but like him, ya time is over, start doughnut-dippin',
go home, but aware of me, cuz I'm like Jack rippin'.
And i know another one who would have done that:
His name is Nelly
yeah that's right, his game ain't tight nor shagadelic,
but it's enough fo' you, lil' girl, I call you Sally
And by the way, I was the only one who ****ed Kelly
Rowland, I can't believe she sucked the whole...damned
forgot ya ears can't hand such explicit content
I land on nu grounds you ain't neva gonna see,
but I'm nice, I send you a postcard from Skillheaven, G
(Jax Rhyme 3)
I’ma explain the difference between me and you,
when I first read this text above
I thought “Man, it aint enough, dump fool!”
When I first spit my verse
people thought I was bitin’ lines from the gift and the curse!
How can I get a better praise?
It just a little warm up to erase yo.
I guess yo got problems wit yo style
but I can help yo wit dat- take some of mine
man yo first four lines-tzzz...it really took some time to find the first rhyme
quit rappin’ cause yo rapin’ and abusin’ Rap-
even Elizabeth II wouldn’ be “amused” of dat.
Before I forget- you talkin’ bout ****in Kelly Rowland?
She’s a ****in hermaphrodite- and Nelly knows that!
I think yo one of those gays wearin model shorts-
**** ‘em they ain’t help yo dick outta the drama of bein’ short
they ain’t goin’ make your dick bigger
ask Jigga how he ****ed B.K. without C.K. printed on his trunks
yo rooie punk!
(Animal Rhyme 3)
Bad bad man talkin’ bad bad words,
Can’t listen to dat shit, it’s so bad that it hurts
Your confused rhymes make no sense, boy you need a nurse
Do hope it’s getting betta, but I think it’s getting worse
Ya brain must be a bizkit, but limp just like Fred Durst
My rhymes do **** you up, si-si-six times rehearsed
Ya skills remind me of someone’s, oh yeah, Andrew DeClercq’s
My mind is in full work, but yours is hard disturbed
I have to change da rhyme, damn, it’s too heavy for ya nerves
But, like da mum of Eminem, you get whatchu deserve
You talked about Jay-Z? I am the gift and you the curse
For da rapgame – oooh shit, now you are served!
(Jax Rhyme 4)
Man I don’t need no fo’-fo’
to impress folks wit an amazing show
only weapons I need are my lyrics combined wit the flow
it’s damn hot yo, people think its from one of the 5 boroughs
What the **** I’m doin’ here?
I got bigger fish to fry than ****in wit a new guy like you
yo cant even kill me wit yo whole crew yo clown-homo
look at me im burning yo down for dolo!
Huh...what I just got my school-leaving examina
So I wrote this shit wit my blood full of champagne
even in this mood im the only one who’s able to mantain
that yo just gone insane wit just shit in your brain!
I ain’t playin’ I’m sayin’ it now and never again...
Stop ****in wit me right now young clown-
dont spend time to write poor endrhymes
or i’m about to make yo celebrated
ask keith closs how it feels to be famous
ask him how his name got so much fame!
(Animal Rhyme 4)
Oh my Goodness, you again
didn't I tell ya, you not the man?
I'll repeat it for ya, refrain refrain,
you standin' still, go lose da chain
dat holds you back from cuttin' ya veines
Would be a betta world fo sho yo,
I blow off the only brain cell ya own,bro
You leavin school now? Go back and learn mo'
repeat the 5th grade where you must have been
since the era of cesar nero
If we at the college, you da student and Im the dean
and that will neva change, cuz you a jerk like Mr. Bean
Green is tha color of da dollars that i make,
you in da shopping mall, aah, sellin dry steaks
Don't wanna say Im betta than you, that would be ugly,
but sorry dat's just the truth, cry, but boy don't hug me
I'm in the zone surrounded by girls like to be boned
you all alone and waitin' for ya mama on da phone
Me is famous and you unknown
that's what has been shown - don't moan
Entscheidet weise.
Los gehts:
(Jax Rhyme 1):
Yo rhyme ain't hot son,
it's cold like a fridge
rookie bitch,
go home learn more
if this was porn
you'd be soft and I hardcore
so what yo searchin for?
But don't give up hope
I am known all over the globe
to make killers even outta a pope.
So call me Iam gonna make a copy
of Jay-z outta ya,
though I dont think yo can pay me.
So Yo goin be a rookie fo life,
just like Doofy in Scary Movie
never ****in a wife!
****, yo aint even got no dick,
you use a knife
to make a chick come quick!!
Go ahead and tell yo son...
ahh sorry...I forgot yo cant have none,
yo sperms commited suicide
cause the best thing they could do is die
so next time when yo see me fall on yo knees
if not---rest in peace!
(Animal Rhyme 1)
Oh boy, you thought you can scare me wit these?
Go take your bitch home and gimme the keys
I'm gonna screw her til she loses brain
after that she doesn't even know ya name
Wit a knife I won't wound her,
I prefer to produce a Animal Junior
Dickin' ain't no mother****in problem to me,
my phellatio's got the size of New Jer-sey,
so think ratio-nal, befo' ya get yaself in such a misery
Cuz you about to get popped by my AR-15
and dat was it fo yours, yaknowwhattamean?
And if ya still standin', you one of the best,
but let my mama finally give you the rest
in peace it won't be, cuz me
and my bitch get off on ya grave
your rottin' body is yellin: "God damn, Behaaave!"
(Jax Rhyme 2)
Yo listen, yo betta stop trippin'
cant stand on your own two, yo keep slippin'
I'm the rap version of Scottie Pippen,
cause to kill ya I just need the half of my power,
while ya out practicin' I'm stayin' home takin' a shower,
so yo surely one of those people that dont deserve to live
dont deserve the gift given by god, thinkin yo hot-
just cause u use the language from the country of stars and stripes?
Nah- i dont think it would be that nice
to hear and see yo spittin yo shit in the mic-
yo actin' like nelly-
thinkin yo got the rapgame tight-
just cause yo saw belly in scary night
Dont **** wit me-ima bomb you down
like sean combs did wit bobby brown-
ima take one step further
and show yo the real meaning of murder-
ima do the same thing al-kaida did to the twin-towers
aua...that hurt
yo lookin like fred durst
when he first heard-
that britney spears was throwin dirt at his shirt-
brought tears in his eyes-
like yo when yo first saw "mesmerize"´...
(Animal Rhyme 2)
Did you say that really? You makin' me laugh,
cuz the wordz you tell in an hour, I speak in one breath
my rhymestyle, well, let me explain, are you ready?
so fast, I'm takin' you over like Mario Andretti,
you don't know that man, on 4 wheelz he was genius,
that's not exactly what I am, but I'm the meanest.
I had to diss myself a little bit, cuz you don't bring it,
searchin' tha key to my flow, ask Mr. Minit,
I make dem people bounce and holla,
how do you do that: spendin' some dollars?
Oh, I forgot you da rap version of Scottie Pippen,
but like him, ya time is over, start doughnut-dippin',
go home, but aware of me, cuz I'm like Jack rippin'.
And i know another one who would have done that:
His name is Nelly
yeah that's right, his game ain't tight nor shagadelic,
but it's enough fo' you, lil' girl, I call you Sally
And by the way, I was the only one who ****ed Kelly
Rowland, I can't believe she sucked the whole...damned
forgot ya ears can't hand such explicit content
I land on nu grounds you ain't neva gonna see,
but I'm nice, I send you a postcard from Skillheaven, G
(Jax Rhyme 3)
I’ma explain the difference between me and you,
when I first read this text above
I thought “Man, it aint enough, dump fool!”
When I first spit my verse
people thought I was bitin’ lines from the gift and the curse!
How can I get a better praise?
It just a little warm up to erase yo.
I guess yo got problems wit yo style
but I can help yo wit dat- take some of mine
man yo first four lines-tzzz...it really took some time to find the first rhyme
quit rappin’ cause yo rapin’ and abusin’ Rap-
even Elizabeth II wouldn’ be “amused” of dat.
Before I forget- you talkin’ bout ****in Kelly Rowland?
She’s a ****in hermaphrodite- and Nelly knows that!
I think yo one of those gays wearin model shorts-
**** ‘em they ain’t help yo dick outta the drama of bein’ short
they ain’t goin’ make your dick bigger
ask Jigga how he ****ed B.K. without C.K. printed on his trunks
yo rooie punk!
(Animal Rhyme 3)
Bad bad man talkin’ bad bad words,
Can’t listen to dat shit, it’s so bad that it hurts
Your confused rhymes make no sense, boy you need a nurse
Do hope it’s getting betta, but I think it’s getting worse
Ya brain must be a bizkit, but limp just like Fred Durst
My rhymes do **** you up, si-si-six times rehearsed
Ya skills remind me of someone’s, oh yeah, Andrew DeClercq’s
My mind is in full work, but yours is hard disturbed
I have to change da rhyme, damn, it’s too heavy for ya nerves
But, like da mum of Eminem, you get whatchu deserve
You talked about Jay-Z? I am the gift and you the curse
For da rapgame – oooh shit, now you are served!
(Jax Rhyme 4)
Man I don’t need no fo’-fo’
to impress folks wit an amazing show
only weapons I need are my lyrics combined wit the flow
it’s damn hot yo, people think its from one of the 5 boroughs
What the **** I’m doin’ here?
I got bigger fish to fry than ****in wit a new guy like you
yo cant even kill me wit yo whole crew yo clown-homo
look at me im burning yo down for dolo!
Huh...what I just got my school-leaving examina
So I wrote this shit wit my blood full of champagne
even in this mood im the only one who’s able to mantain
that yo just gone insane wit just shit in your brain!
I ain’t playin’ I’m sayin’ it now and never again...
Stop ****in wit me right now young clown-
dont spend time to write poor endrhymes
or i’m about to make yo celebrated
ask keith closs how it feels to be famous
ask him how his name got so much fame!
(Animal Rhyme 4)
Oh my Goodness, you again
didn't I tell ya, you not the man?
I'll repeat it for ya, refrain refrain,
you standin' still, go lose da chain
dat holds you back from cuttin' ya veines
Would be a betta world fo sho yo,
I blow off the only brain cell ya own,bro
You leavin school now? Go back and learn mo'
repeat the 5th grade where you must have been
since the era of cesar nero
If we at the college, you da student and Im the dean
and that will neva change, cuz you a jerk like Mr. Bean
Green is tha color of da dollars that i make,
you in da shopping mall, aah, sellin dry steaks
Don't wanna say Im betta than you, that would be ugly,
but sorry dat's just the truth, cry, but boy don't hug me
I'm in the zone surrounded by girls like to be boned
you all alone and waitin' for ya mama on da phone
Me is famous and you unknown
that's what has been shown - don't moan
Entscheidet weise.