[Eminem]
I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a ****in' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show.
Chorus: [Eminem]
Because. . .
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
[Eminem]
So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my ****ing god it's Eminem."
"I swear to ****ing god dude, you ****ing rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock"
Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
Cause their back on stage the next night with me
"Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rock star shit's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because . . .
[Chorus]
My band! (8x)
My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Baby yeah!
Verse 2: [Swifty]
You just want to see a n!gga backwards don't you?
Hey dad, how come we don't rap off ?¿?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in the tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
And nah, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our shit is like smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more in tact, trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
Verse 3: [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
Kuniva: Look at em little punk ass thinking he the shit
Kon Artis: yah i know by him self taking all the clicks(Camera flashes)
Kuniva: Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
Eminem: No I had an interview not you two
Kuniva: You gonna be late for sound check
Kon Artis: Man I aint going to sound check
Kuniva: And our Mics are screwed up
Kon Artis: And Em's always sounds best, you know what man i'ma say something
Kuniva: Hey Yo Em!
Eminem: You got something to say!
Kon Artis: Man Nothing
Kuniva: I thought u was about to tell him off man whats up?
Kon Artis: I was gonna tell him what I feel like and man shut up, you didn't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Kuniva: And I was about to talk right after you, i swear
Kon Artis Oh Man shut
Kuniva I swear man
[Chorus]
[Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts [Hey yo it's...]
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why you gettin' 90 when we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin' funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag!" Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
[Who the **** are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]
[Bizarre]
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video... I was in the back
Superman video... I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions:
**** Marshall, ask us some questions!
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
[But what about Eminem?] Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway... I'm the poverished guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
**** D12, I'm out of this band
I'ma start a group with the real Roxanne
(Eminem and Bizzare singing)
You look at it and you can see you are the only one for me and you jsut tell youself it imortant you dont know the band
Bizzare: Em **** this (Punch)
<Chorus> Bizzare
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band hahaha but they all on me like they wanna hold hands "**** Marshall" cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man "Yah" all becausei'm the new... hahaha
Eminem and Bizzare: the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne,the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne
the band, roxanne, the bannnnnnnnnnnnd
Eminem(salsa): I'm the lead singer of the band make I get all the girls to take of their underpants, i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called my salsa, my slasa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa
Where did everyone go?
I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a ****in' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show.
Chorus: [Eminem]
Because. . .
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
[Eminem]
So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my ****ing god it's Eminem."
"I swear to ****ing god dude, you ****ing rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock"
Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
Cause their back on stage the next night with me
"Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rock star shit's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because . . .
[Chorus]
My band! (8x)
My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Baby yeah!
Verse 2: [Swifty]
You just want to see a n!gga backwards don't you?
Hey dad, how come we don't rap off ?¿?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in the tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
And nah, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our shit is like smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more in tact, trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
Verse 3: [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
Kuniva: Look at em little punk ass thinking he the shit
Kon Artis: yah i know by him self taking all the clicks(Camera flashes)
Kuniva: Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
Eminem: No I had an interview not you two
Kuniva: You gonna be late for sound check
Kon Artis: Man I aint going to sound check
Kuniva: And our Mics are screwed up
Kon Artis: And Em's always sounds best, you know what man i'ma say something
Kuniva: Hey Yo Em!
Eminem: You got something to say!
Kon Artis: Man Nothing
Kuniva: I thought u was about to tell him off man whats up?
Kon Artis: I was gonna tell him what I feel like and man shut up, you didn't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Kuniva: And I was about to talk right after you, i swear
Kon Artis Oh Man shut
Kuniva I swear man
[Chorus]
[Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts [Hey yo it's...]
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why you gettin' 90 when we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin' funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag!" Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
[Who the **** are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]
[Bizarre]
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video... I was in the back
Superman video... I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions:
**** Marshall, ask us some questions!
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
[But what about Eminem?] Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway... I'm the poverished guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
**** D12, I'm out of this band
I'ma start a group with the real Roxanne
(Eminem and Bizzare singing)
You look at it and you can see you are the only one for me and you jsut tell youself it imortant you dont know the band
Bizzare: Em **** this (Punch)
<Chorus> Bizzare
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band hahaha but they all on me like they wanna hold hands "**** Marshall" cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man "Yah" all becausei'm the new... hahaha
Eminem and Bizzare: the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne,the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne
the band, roxanne, the bannnnnnnnnnnnd
Eminem(salsa): I'm the lead singer of the band make I get all the girls to take of their underpants, i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called my salsa, my slasa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa
Where did everyone go?
