der englische 16 bars thread

tyra banks sucks like hell, she got a throat like lovelace /
britney spears, i wouldn't touch her, that slut got aids /
i got cock braids, angelina jolie's trimming them daily /
i'm so horny, i'd even **** cartoon sluts like daisy /
**** jay - z, i'll bang beyonce till her ribs are broken /
my cock wears ice - the proof ? her lips are frozen /
well, the chicks are chosen, so let the games begin /
in the club, i'm not dancin', seducin' dames with gin /
i **** fame bitches like kim porter, puffy's baby mama /
nothing be waiting for you home at night, maybe drama /
you lame like osama, i gagged your mum with yellow tape /
your cheap album sells much less copies than eko's tapes /
get the word ghetto straight, a ghetto's not a playground /
when your mum visits me, first thing she does is lay down /
spreadin' her legs, showin' me the bermuda triangle haircut /
my genitals are like nike, i got a basketball dick and air nuts /
 
peedi crakk is nothing to me, my rhymes top jim jones with ease /
nowadays the charts are dominated by slim wankers & bony G's /
buttkissers and phony G's tryin' to sit on top of my throne /
i freestyle harder than papoose, plus : it's from the top of my dome /
like pac, i'm a drone in this beehive full of gangster rappers /
worser than your worst nightmare, favourite hobby : hang a rapper /
it's a contest : who's slangin' better, who got the props /
y'all only talk gangster shit, i can top that : i just shot a cop /
toller Typ, my cock's a rock, he rocks harder than ac / dc /
i invent pc programmes that's much more smarter than ACDsee /
thanks to me, jay - z feels free to drop hot punchlines /
i'm a rookie with the soul of a vet with hotshot drunk rhymes /
my cock's hot sunshine, he's spreadin' rays of semen /
tattooed on it are the triple six, that's the ways of demons /
i'm way too evil toller Typ, **** with me, get your self gutted /
hung like a horse, ****in' your crew, plus : i'm well studded /
 
My english is whack, i´m screamin my name
and dealers are givin´me 6 zips of meth, these are the days
of my life, bitches are hatin my rhymes cauz i´m whiter then a junkie by limelight
i´m BIG like jay-z, punchlinefighting like eminem on xtc, ****ing the bahnstreik
you got homeys on myspace, moby and micheal jackson,
we get action by hollywoods finest, rapheads flowin too scheiße
 
last night i had a dream, i was trapped in a stripper's body /
i ****ed al gore with a dildo up his ass & left tipper bloody /
was beamed up to a spitter's party, dipset hoes from the block /
had a drink with golden foam on top that glowed like my cock /
smoked bones with some rocks, shermsticks dipped in cocaine /
the bitch that blew my dick had me moanin', kinda a slow brain /
whoa, she blew me like a blow train, toller Typ, with 69 waggons /
she wasn't really fat, dude, that bitch was wearin' 69 leggins /
beneath, 69 satin slips with holes in the middle of the thong /
i was performin' tracks and i puked in the middle of the song /
bitches standin' in first row ran away from my puke to last row /
met suge knight, smoked a blunt with him & was signed to death row /
he said it was my best show, the place was swarmin' with swat teams /
i was like "shut up toller Typ !" took his wife and boned her twat clean /
she was wearin' hot jeans, her pussy juice drippin' down her legs /
had the time of my mother****in' life, while i was sippin' on a becks /
 
you want beef ? bitch, go to the next burger king /
i'll be awaiting you & your crew for lyrical murdering /
you rap like tina turner sings, throaty voice, big lips /
i'm so much of a rapper, see hoe, even my dick spits /
in some years i'll have big hits, TRL videos & ringtones /
a mix between a ruler and a fighter, call me king jones /
suck my thing, homes, kiss the soles of my feet /
wanne be high ? come get some doses of my weed /
you sound like brosis high on weed, better quit rappin' /
lil' dog-eared ass puppy, start flexin' & quit yappin' /
i make shit happen, your raps are the definition of wack /
you live with your parents, who work for your daily crack /
instead of your daily bread, you beg them to sponsor drugs /
your freetime is composed of suckin' cocks on some thugs /
i addict whole blocks with this drug called freestyle rap /
you & your nazi crew create new styles called siegheil rap /
 
too many mother****ers out there that wanna rhyme like hoodrats /
i **** hoes in beds, in public places, in churches and on hoodmats /
i don't need no hoodmaps, i know the hood like my birthplace /
even if success should overcome me, the hood is the first place /
the hood is the thirst place, where you get liquor in paperbags /
you want dope rhymes and punches, see toller Typ, i'll cater that /
just come to my crib, i'll show you around like redman did /
i'm crackaddicted & buttnaked, hoes call me crackman dick /
toller Typ, stop suckin' batman's dick, are you robin's sibling ? /
with a corny first name like rudyard, i'll be robbin' kipling /
bitch see how my dick swings from left to right, from right to left /
your mother is a goddamn sexy m.i.l.f. with the whitest breasts /
toller Typ see, i write the checks for your whole record label /
your whole wack career is an example how to wreck a label /
even my crack got labels, toller Typ, i don't sell noname stuff /
this kilo of angel dust i got here is really slow brain stuff /
 
the 14 years old boy now ready to try to rap/
english my seduction, I like it but have Haters on my back/
man I aint need no damn crack, not a bag full of stackz/
no damn drugs pack, to testify that I can rap/
call me white trash,shy,but with shit I get supplied/
stop looking its secret, not allowed for your big eyes/
its my ice, the westside, my gear,the area where I live/
do we playing american pie, who is having the best kick?/
No, but some pretend beeing black without beeing it/
Im white, I say it, yes I am, but also able to steeling shit/
**** you and you and all who are laughing/
I make an album, yes I do, wont hear it, so start passing/
admiration I see in the eyes of some kids here/
seeing stars,think hes the best yeah, dropping tears/
if the person they admire fall/
later the voice of the one, they aint want to hear no more, they grown!/

einfach mal was direkt ausm kopf....
 
viele viele fehler... üben, junge ;)

now what the **** were you thinkin' when you wrote those weak lines /
i'm so ****ed up on weed, i open my dry mouth and spit weed rhymes /
son, you see the green lines, that's the boarder of my weeded circle /
when i put your head in a microwave, it elevates, a heated miracle /
kid, you'll need a miracle when i come to your crib to bust your nuts /
i'll kill you twice, believe me, i can do that toller Typ, trust your guts /
with my lung, i'll bust your buds, the green ones, the fat ones /
see those tourists on the beach ? your relatives are the fat ones /
your parents'll soon be sad ones, 'cause i'll kill you with a broomstick /
every bitch you **** gets tripper, toller Typ, you must have a doomed dick ! /
i think that your room's sick, with yellow striped red wallpapers /
my stomach is resistant, i can eat raw snakes, raw puss & raw gators /
i'm kinda busy, let's talk later, in your dad's bureau, more privacy /
the toller Typ ****ing your mum on a daily basis is shine (thats me) /
i'll show you what's rhymin', G, i'll show you the ****in' difference /
between you & me, just gimme a gun, i'll blow you to smitherens /
 
last night i had a super date with angelina jolie /
she was wearin' no slip, i could see that on weed /
brad was on vacation, or maybe shootin' a movie /
my dick shot semen into her face like shootin' an uzi /
her fat lips closed around my fat dick, i felt like in matrix /
****in' that horny bitch was better than any habits /
her tits were so damn nice, smellin' of hollywood /
i gave her my thang from behind, ****ed her jolly good /
we went on for hours, even when she had to piss /
i went with her, still in her, that was her maddest shit /
she wouldn't blow my cock, but i forced her mouth open /
we never talked, neither 'bout brad nor about smokin' /
when she came, she came hard, like waterfalls on ecstasy /
we even played the dirty games, shittin', then relax & pee /
fistin' did no good, 'cause i was tearin' her clit /
next time she'll be careful, plus fearin' my dick /
 
whatup bitch ? you tryin' to battle me with that ? /
i'm a beat yo' ass to pieces, and you're shittin' zigzag /
your clothes remind me of rigrag, not rick ross with lipgloss /
you say you bumpin' tupac, but really, you bumpin krisskross /
**** that bastard hiphop, because he's deader than dead /
your grandfather's a mother****in' elephant, fatter than fat /
i know i can do better than that, so here's my solution /
go kill yourself, the first step for improvement of pollution /
mental revolution, cannibalism, constitutional prophecies /
your genitals are small, why you wanna throw yo' cock at me ? /
better throw a rock at me, coz' with my bolt thrower /
i'll smash your skull to smitherens, call me gold flower /
i'm a cold grower, i grow weed where no one would do /
the reason for me break into your house : i was hungry, too /
wanna have fun with you, so i poke you in your ribs with sticks /
toller Typ, you bathe in warm water, because you got a little dick... /
 
nowadays mcees wanna battle, wanna brag n' boast /
i prefer to release hits, kidnap hoes & shag on boats /
even shaq's a hoe, stupid 2 meter giant with tiny balls /
bitches call his dick "badsmelling" and "slimy small" /
got a spraycan ? try this wall, people call it chinese wall /
i asked god last week : "why can't the chinese be tall ?" /
i got no ****in' answer, so i went into a nightclub /
****ed a hoe, drank whiskey and beat up five thugs /
i set up a tight mug, mixed whiskey with ill shakes /
after that i broke into a palace, it was bill gates' /
i stole all his pc's and i pissed on his kitchen floor /
some may call it "vandalism", i'm calling it liquid war /
whoa toller Typ, this shit is raw, i pulled out police guns /
when i smelled a smell, the tub was full of weed, son /
got myself three hoes, had gangbang in bill's bathroom /
worked my dick with needles & ink and got an ill tattoo /
 
i kill rappers day by day, whenever they try to bite my tricks /
haven't i told you the secret about your mum ? she likes my dick /
toller Typ, i just write some sick lines to make your mouth stand open /
i'm so ****in' international, you can see me in oakland, smokin' /
stealin' your dope, i'm chokin' your father dead in wrestlematches /
for this i even get honors from your major, like metal badges /
my bike's a pedal gadget, go go gadgeto ghetto click /
go to cologne, hoe, get buck naked and suck eko's dick /
my dick is a ghetto dick, my semen is ghetto semen /
gimme a motorbike and i'll haunt you like ghetto demons /
every night i'm ghetto dreamin', like of fat breasts on rock chicks /
you perverted mother****er, your favourite hobby is to **** kids /
i just say **** this, in every rap discipline i'll defeat you /
like red indians, you come with peace pipes, i'll beat you /
nobody here needs you, go to afghanistan, join taliban /
i'll stick your face with nelly's pad & gas you in nelly's van /
 
everday Im hustlin' but still Im ****ing bright/
cause every ****ing day Im getting chased with ****ing lights/
but when I hit the gas, I get too fast to get arrested/
rest in peace you bitches, get on your knees and beg for didgets/
your girlfriend's slanging yayo, cause yes she like to blow/
she likes to smoke a J' , she likes my dick,she likes how I do it/
and yes the truth is, that Im still in the learning class/
no one is my teacher but in my town I am the best
you crazy boys are paranoid, ignorant and pedofile/
you like a girl to ride, with not the age of 25/
shit call me wannabe, tell me what you wanna tell/
but there's nothing to tell, when I get the 20th Mill/
when Im sitting high in hills, looking down to you suckers/
than ****ers always knowing, ey man here cant say sucker/
cause I got ears, like a hoe has a big pussy/
dont be so damn clean, homy you can be so mussy/
 
In this life i wont be a child any longer,
they tell me i am a man now better and stronger,
i wonder if all this is true good or bad,
all i know that this is not what my mother said,

its drives me mad to not know what i do,
i don't know what is wrong its just a rush,
of pure adrenalin at night i dream of my dad holding me harsh,
close to his chest but thats all i remember there is no rest,

I saw kids that were shot in their knee caps,
tortured , raped and abused women and dead pets,
My only friend is almost as tall as me,
together they we to sleep when no light is to see,

I call my friend brother helpful made of,
everyone else would call him AK or kalshnikov,
But he helps me in what I have to do,
I cant understand it but its what I have to do,

My whole life has changed form on moment to the other,
it all started when they took me away from my mother,
I cry every night cause im bleeding inside,
tonight people bad people came to us we had to run and hide,

Our camp is always on the move like a big bus,
exept that we have to walk and there are 40 of us,
We have nothing to eat and little to drink,
I think we live for nothing there must be a link,

My leader told me that tomorrow is big my day,
I didn't know what he ment so I didn't know what to say,
I came so unexpected painfully close to reality,
he had a list with names on asked for mine and added me,

What I did next is terrible and I was filled with anxiety,
I had to shoot a man maybe he was a year older than me,
I could a tears that rolled down his face from his eyes,
They told me to shoot so long until he dies,

Everywhere we leave you see burned and shot people,
the war has came close to me I am different now I am evil,
I sleep on the floor next to a box used as my gun holder,
my name is Sam I am 12 years old I am a child soldier,
 
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