der englische 16 bars thread

[shineone]

wer schreibt hier noch auf englisch ?

paris hilton got my number, she calls me every day
after bangin' her deep inside her ass, i send her away
tyra banks is waitin' home, she's cookin', wine and dinner
after sex with me the public knew aguilera's thinner
in bed, i'm a winner, cheated brad with angelina
madonna calls me her "sweetheart", kelis her "bottom feeder"
i'm the bottom leader, bitch, call me captain ass ****er
before mr. kevin federline, i was britney's best ****er
nicky hilton was the first celebrity bitch who drank my cum
even faith evans screamed out loud "shine, spank my bum !"
i thank my mum every day for giving birth to me
verona saw my cock and whispered "give it first to me"
last week i had pam, and katie price although she's pregnant
when my hand came out of kidman's slip, i saw it's a wet hand
the length of my dick was admired by salma hayek
every celebrity bitch knows mr. shine is the flyest

 

[MäFF]

alter machs doch lieber auf Deutsch, dann bist du auch wesentlich eloquenter...ausserdem is der Text nich wirklich gut

 

[Sokar]

Im Gegenteil, finde das is mal ein englischer Part, den man sich sogar durchlesen kann

 

[TrIpSy]

also text geht klar aber schrieben auf englisch mach ich net

 

[Waldquelle]

when i hear youre mother****in shit, i have to vomit
**** it, stop it, I have to be mnemonic
it’s logic that you loose, in a fight, versus my niggas
one toller Typ has - one hand on five triggas
it’s a fight toller Typ, you think you have infinity
come into my streets and you will lose your credibility
it’s my city, ghetto gospel, and I’m driving by
you’re cool? but in front of me you might be shy
eat my shit, toller Typ, eat my air force ones
you went to hovert ? well, but who cares of punks
where you gone, ? I think – to the cemetery
you mum meant to say that I’m sweet like berries

voll scheisse alter

 

[__SLiCkSpiNgO__]

wartet auf Truthahn der zeigt euch was auf Englisch geht.

 

[shineone]

Original geschrieben von Sokar
Im Gegenteil, finde das is mal ein englischer Part, den man sich sogar durchlesen kann

danke.

und an die anderen : das hier sollen keine texte sein, nur spontan ne plattform, wo man wenn man bock hat 16 bars auf englisch posten kann. egal wer. hauptsache gut.

 

[shineone]

Original geschrieben von Waldquelle
when i hear youre mother****in shit, i have to vomit
**** it, stop it, I have to be mnemonic
it’s logic that you loose, in a fight, versus my niggas
one toller Typ has - one hand on five triggas
it’s a fight toller Typ, you think you have infinity
come into my streets and you will lose your credibility
it’s my city, ghetto gospel, and I’m driving by
you’re cool? but in front of me you might be shy
eat my shit, toller Typ, eat my air force ones
you went to hovert ? well, but who cares of punks
where you gone, ? I think – to the cemetery
you mum meant to say that I’m sweet like berries

first of all, u wrote 12 bars, not the required sixteen
get up behind the pc, stop rhymin' & lick my dick clean
you're a slick teen, that may be, but u ain't a rhymer
you copy bro'sis flows, that still makes you a biter
you wanna be a rider, like ice cube, eazy or tupac
first learn ****in' women, i thank god for my two cocks
see me rhymin sick, lookin' fresh in my white tee ?
you write the word toller Typ but you're nuthin' but a whitey
you talkin' about ghetto gospel ? you talkin' bout your city ?
****in transsexual faggot with your ass, punani and titties
you rhyme ike p. diddy, you dress ridiculous like mase
open your ugly toothless mouth, get my sperm on your face
don't rhyme 'bout bein' gutter, i'm from the ghetto, still -
one hand on five triggers ? you must be from tschernobyl
its not hovert, its harvard, and you call yourself waldquelle ?
sieh zu daß du englisch lernst bevor ich dich kaltstelle

 

[shineone]

i'm chillin' at the dome, cologne at its best
my girlfriend said my black dick boned her the best
my throne is the best, u beggar got coins on your lap
you're so ****in' material, wearin your phone on your chest
i'm ronin, the best black samurai up on this planet
my thick sperm drops in big drops upon miss janet
jackson, who's relaxin' at the jacuzzi in a chair
i'm so ****in' G, i got uzi's in my underwear
u loosin' pairs of underwear, at last u walk naked
i hate u punk mo****a because u're talkin snakeshit
my dick is the greatest, greater than the eiffel tower
i'm so ****in' rich, my bank account spells eisenhower
i kick you in your face, you like the way my shoes felt ?
my ancestors are pimps, my grandfather was roosevelt
i'm fool - shelled, toller Typ, i'm bulletproof to punchlines
you bitin' foxy brown's part of jay z's track "sunshine"

 

[shineone]

let me just sit and chill, watch the waves as they roll by
smokin' a fat blunt, watchin' chicks, as they stroll by
lazy with my mobile, some connect and some don't
them girls are willing to blow my dick and some won't
but i couldn't care less, they pass me by without affection
strange robot plastic dolls, and i don't pay attention
i'm not radiatin' tension, bitch, i'm a relaxed dude
in the sexshop around the corner they call me the crack dude
i got a nice tattoo of miss erykah badu
on the topside of my dick, on the sides i got a cartoon
you rap like buffoons, my rap is a python
strangulatin' wack mcees, on their scalps i'll be writin'
call me hannibal canibal, my powers are ****in' staminal
i'm a rip your flesh and drink your blood like some rabid animal
check line 15 : eat a dick and die, bitch
yeah, we all bitches, but i'm a fly bitch...

 

[shineone]

i'm chillin' in my basement, smokin' weed & bumpin' tupac
bitches are satisfied by me bangin' them with two cocks
toller Typ, i'm too hot, your mum's got an ugly ass that's too fat
still she was gangbanged before your birth, so you got 2 dads
look, i'm too mad, smokin' cathairs through a bong
i just love it to stroke pussy - cathairs through a thong
thoia thoia thong, u singin' songs by r. kelly
your favourite hobby is suckin' dicks and bangin' nelly
i'm slangin' cellies, i'm slangin' dope in front of your school
i'm a take out my fat black dick in front of you, fool
your attitude's far from cool, nobody takes you serious
thats why u smoke crack uncooked, swim in your brain delirious
bitch, u're makin' me furious, your rap is raping hiphop
your girl is an ebay cannibal, hoe, she's selling sick cocks
i'm risin' to the tip top, taste the sole of my flip flops
you'll be nuthin' in your life except a donut - eatin' shit cop...

 

[fresH'nenT]

i see lot of tiny bitches trying to rap like pros
trying to flow tight but they rap like hoes

 

[Slaystation]

Insane- am I the only motha****a with a brain?
Bitch you are a hoe, part two, three, four...go away,
you're nothing without my controlled interrection,
you always pretended on my perfect protection,
perfect interception, i'll kick you ass, yo, bitc.h,
i'll **** you deep in your ass,you got caught in the itch,
i'll catch you, kill you, slay you, thrill you, give it to you,
you can suck my dick b.itch you become numba two,
i've got a new, but i'll **** you everytime, without rulez,
bit.ch you can make a blowjob, but i'll **** the otherone for sure,
you can go so far, so high, until youre on the top,
you can do what you want, but suck my pussy****ing cock!!!

 

[shineone]

slaystation und fresh nen t : ihr könnte ja hervorragend zählen.

16 (!) bars...

 

[Joo]

Original geschrieben von shineone
slaystation und fresh nen t : ihr könnte ja hervorragend zählen.

16 (!) bars...

Und du findest immer wieder den hervorragenden Reim deiner "two cocks" auf "Tupac". Ich würde statt ins Rhyme Cypher lieber mal zum Urologen gehen

 

[KPZ]

**** U u Sons Of Mother****in Bitches,I Hate U Wannabes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I hate all of u cats cuz i got a much bigger benz/
Cuz u are just some losers tryin to be like fifty cent/
Sons of bitches,whats the deal?why u rhymen in english?/
Before ur rap-carrer gets started,ur life will be finished/
Why?- Its cuz i **** u so hard that ur asshole is leakin/
Than i go **** ur dad,while this asshole is sleepin/
Shineone is a G,cuz is writing like an american/
But im a G cuz i got 1000 guns,so i cant even carrey them/
Mother****er my ball are bigger than the wheels of ur car/
If i **** ur ass its only my dick but it feels like my arm/
I hate those pussys who think they ****ed Hilton/
Although never even been to paristhats why i wann kill them/
And what about Tyra?She really drunk ur cum?????/
I dont think so,she even wouldnt if she was drunken,son/
But keep on dreaming,perhaps u get sex with a women one day/
But till then lean-back an watch mens cum spray/
[GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

[Slaystation]

sorry hab mich bei meinem verzählt!

 

[MäFF]

jo paar sind schon nich schlecht, aber hauptsache 100 ****s pro text

 

[shineone]

Re: **** U u Sons Of Mother****in Bitches,I Hate U Wannabes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Original geschrieben von KPZ
I hate all of u cats cuz i got a much bigger benz/
Cuz u are just some losers tryin to be like fifty cent/
Sons of bitches,whats the deal?why u rhymen in english?/
Before ur rap-carrer gets started,ur life will be finished/
Why?- Its cuz i **** u so hard that ur asshole is leakin/
Than i go **** ur dad,while this asshole is sleepin/
Shineone is a G,cuz is writing like an american/
But im a G cuz i got 1000 guns,so i cant even carrey them/
Mother****er my ball are bigger than the wheels of ur car/
If i **** ur ass its only my dick but it feels like my arm/
I hate those pussys who think they ****ed Hilton/
Although never even been to paristhats why i wann kill them/
And what about Tyra?She really drunk ur cum?????/
I dont think so,she even wouldnt if she was drunken,son/
But keep on dreaming,perhaps u get sex with a women one day/
But till then lean-back an watch mens cum spray/
[GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!]

ok, you gotta bigger benz and u rhyme like fifty cent
but when it comes 2 showdown, i'm surrounded by 50 gangs
you got fifty cents in your pockets to buy a lollipop
bitches admire the sweetness of my dick, they call him lollicock
you got 1000 guns ? your baggie must be hangin'
your dealership is inherited, your daddy must be slangin
i got a big prick, i **** girls nice and i piss great
your wannabe english is full of bullshitlines & mistakes
your hobby is : you kiss gays, my hobby is to kill 'em
you and your crew stare openmouthed, i'm there 2 thrill 'em
your balls are so small, bitches think they are earrings
i'm like a scorpion or a cobra, because you fear stings
yeah i ****ed that slut hard, her name is paris hilton
while u spent your cash on rock concerts by stiltskin
i'm from the indian country, the town i'm from is bombay
you are shortsighted because your eyes are filled with cum spray

 

[KPZ]

Re: Re: **** U u Sons Of Mother****in Bitches,I Hate U Wannabes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Original geschrieben von shineone


ok, you gotta bigger benz and u rhyme like fifty cent
but when it comes 2 showdown, i'm surrounded by 50 gangs
you got fifty cents in your pockets to buy a lollipop
bitches admire the sweetness of my dick, they call him lollicock
you got 1000 guns ? your baggie must be hangin'
your dealership is inherited, your daddy must be slangin
i got a big prick, i **** girls nice and i piss great
your wannabe english is full of bullshitlines & mistakes
your hobby is : you kiss gays, my hobby is to kill 'em
you and your crew stare openmouthed, i'm there 2 thrill 'em
your balls are so small, bitches think they are earrings
i'm like a scorpion or a cobra, because you fear stings
yeah i ****ed that slut hard, her name is paris hilton
while u spent your cash on rock concerts by stiltskin
i'm from the indian country, the town i'm from is bombay
you are shortsighted because your eyes are filled with cum spray

Oh u from bombay,the city with more children than condoms/
People are ****in there,so the only way to stop it is bomb em/
U fronten?-Indian bitch better get back cuz u piss me off/
And inside ur head,theres more garbage than in a litterbox/
I got a bigger cock,u right my balls are as big as my rings, bitch/
But my earings got 7 carat and are about 24 inches/
I think its,time to teach the young boy how to behave/
-Never pop things if u hide in the grass like a "snake"-/
Maybe i got mistakes in my rhymes and bullshit lines/
But what i got also are 10 macks an full clips,shine/
**** ur country,but dont think im racist cuz my ass is black,too/
But i dont need no more indians exept for my maths,fool/
Dont act cool,dont talk about paris,boy u dreaming too much/
THe reality is that u in the mall,screaming for cocks/
Now i gave u several warnings,i hope u heard them/
And if u still aint got enough,i invite u to get ****ed in GERMAN/[Son of a Biaaatchhh]